Posts tagged questions
After all this time?
Always.
Anonymous asked:
EAT ME
That, my dear anon, is cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.
Anonymous asked:
My friend doesn't know I know this (I may have snooped through his phone/ journal) but he has a crush on you. So I'm acting as an anonymous benefactor on his behalf and telling you that one of your followers is infatuated with you.
Uh huh. I see. Interesting.
Anonymous asked:
I'm 24 and just lost my virginity a few months ago. My hand is practically glued to my genitalia.
There’s nothing wrong with that, lol. It’s perfectly natural to masturbate.
People who find it gross need to get over themselves. It doesn’t lead to pregnancy or STDs, so brownie points for that.
(I just feel bad for my younger sisters right now because they both follow me, and if they see these posts… - one of them said “go fuck yourself” once and I replied with “I already do” and she got really uncomfortable).
Anonymous asked:
Do you masturbate?
It’s been over a year since I got laid. What do you think?
Anonymous asked:
Always a pleasure to provide awkward services. :)
Anonymous asked:
Gimme a wet willie!
Anonymous asked:
Hey, I'd fuck you.
Well, haven’t you just made my day ;D
Watching Harry Potter with my mom is like dealing with a child who won't stop repeatedly asking "why?"
Anonymous asked:
Do you personally fear that fate?
What, dying? Well depends. I’m afraid of dying now, because I’m only 20 years old and I have a lot left that I want to do and accomplish. But I think after another 40 years from now, not so much. I personally don’t want to get too old because of multiple reasons, but I think once I’ve accomplished all I’ve set out to do I won’t mind dying.
Anonymous asked:
What do you believe happens after we die?
I believe that we just cease to exist. I think that our bodies just become an empty shell of what we once were.
